Tuesday 25 February 2014

Unbelieve-a-bull

The clinic that I'm with this week is in a town called Bulls. This unique town has embraced puns. You probably thought I was the one making some bad pun with this post title, but driving through Bulls is an eye-rolling, snicker-inducing experience.

When you first enter the town, the big sign says:
Ever herd of Bulls? A town like no udder!

Then as you pass through, pretty much every store has a cutesy name. The whole town is themed around bulls, with bull statues, bull logos, and bull artwork. A fence had been painted with cows dressed like Elvis and backup singers, holding farm tools, in front of a bunch of crops, with Las Vegies written on a sign behind them. The shops include such notable establishments as the Hungry Bull Restaurant, Collect-a-bulls Antiques, and Live-a-bull real estate. There's an ad for an agent that's great--no bull! The rubbish bins are shaped like milk canisters, have a Bulls logo on them (that direct you to the unforget-a-bull website), and are labeled "Respons-a-bull."

There are arrow signs all over the place directing you to local amenities and such. If you ever get lost, you could consult one to find the...

  • Inform-a-bull (Information Centre)
  • Const-a-bull (Police)
  • Relieve-a-bull (Toilets)
  • Delect-a-bull (A cafe)
  • Soci-a-bull (Town Hall)
  • Animal Hospit-a-bull
  • Read-a-bull (Library)

And there's more. There's so many more.

On a big bull statue near the town hall, the plaque is dedicated to someone named James A. Bull.

I'm not making that up.

Monday 24 February 2014

Still Not Going To Be An Equine Vet

I have to do an equine externship at a local practice, because apparently you can't avoid horses even when you track I-hate-horses. Er, I mean smallies.

Pros:
- Got given ice cream
- The vet has a new puppy, so I spent most of the day with said puppy in my lap or arms.
- Horses are gorgeous. Very pleasant to look at.
- Outside on nice days

Cons:
- Driving the whole damn day
- Unpack all your equipment, do your thing for 20 minutes, repack everything. Drive to next farm, unpack everything again, start over
- Outside on crappy days, too.
- Chain smoking client, impossible to avoid smoke cloud

Okay there are actually a zillion more reasons involving the medicine itself, the clients and client interaction, and the work/lifestyle on why I don't want to be an equine vet, and a lot of them overlap with why I decided not to do any production medicine, either. I could write a whole essay on it. In fact, I have, because we had to write an essay about why we wanted the track we chose (there are limited spots for each track). Maybe it will be the subject of a future blog post.

Saturday 8 February 2014

The Mysterious Myasthenic, and Acupuncture on Dogs

My week on referral medicine turned out to be as advertised: busy, complicated patients, extra reading, and lots of cool procedures. I alternated between "I am so gonna specialise in internal medicine" and "OMG I just want to be a GP this is too stressful."

Since other groups have purportedly had difficulties with people hogging cases and whatnot, my group learned from their mistakes and picked names randomly to form the order that we would take cases. My name got drawn first, so I took the patient that came in on monday: a four-year-old dog, J. The notes said regurgitation and evidence of megaoesophagus on radiographs - cool, I find oesophageal disease very interesting.

He did not come in with a presentation of oesophageal disease. He was, in fact, making a horrible inspiratory respiratory noise that sounded pretty much exactly like laryngeal paralysis. For some reason, the owner wasn't particularly concerned about this fact, and was a lot more worried about the ongoing "vomiting" the dog had been having since his stay in the kennel. This also happened to be my observed consult which made the whole scenario extra awkward. I proceeded with the consult as normal, but needless to say, we got the dog into the back and on oxygen pretty quickly.

So day 1 was all about stabilising him and figuring out what was going on. We got him into the O2 cage, got a catheter in (with difficulty), and gave him puffs from an inhaler just like people use. We planned to transfer him to surgery, and got him down to anaesthesia to have a laryngeal exam under sedation before they went ahead with the treatment (a laryngeal tie-back).

... He didn't have laryngeal paralysis. His larynx was fine.

Time for a new diagnosis, doctor. It's not like there are a thousand options on the differential diagnosis list... Also, we repeated the radiographs, and did indeed find megaoesophagus. Could it really be myasthenia gravis, the autoimmune disease that attacks the neuromuscular junction?

So J went for a neuro exam, with the boarded veterinary neurologist. She is very good at what she does. She can break down this really complicated subject into something very understandable and her methodical, logical approach to a diagnosis is mind-blowing. Unfortunately, the neuro exam ended up with a really long list of bizarre and subtle symptoms, like short steps, droopy eyes, uneven pupils, and difficulty swallowing. We went over every possible nerve involved and decided it must be a neuropathy or myopathy of some kind, and dysautonomia was a possibility (screwy autonomic nervous system). Putting everything together, myasthenia gravis was still at the top of the list.

There is a really cool test you can do for MG, where you inject a drug and, if they have the disease, they magically get better. Like, instantly. It wears off after a few minutes, but then you know they just need the longer-acting form of that drug and they're good to go. The downside is that an overdose of the drug causes a spectacular crisis. So we tried this--cautiously--even though J's presentation was really weird. And guess what! They decided that he did, indeed, improve--his gait got better and his swallowing improved. Thus he got put onto neostygmine.

All seemed to be going well. Then, when I arrived the next morning, it turns out he ended up having a cholinergic crisis a few hours prior--the whole works: excitement, urination, defaecation, salivation, and all that. Very spectacular and stressful, especially because he pulled out his IV catheter and that made it hard to get the emergency drugs into him. So we fiddled with his dose, and he kept having crises. We switched him from IV drugs to oral drugs (they're absorbed more slwoly), and he kept having crises. Long story short, he didn't respond well to the drugs. His disease symptoms would improve dramatically, but a few hours after the meds he would just have another crisis. He also kept regurgitating, more and more as time went on, and after a while it become yellow, opaque, pus-like gunk. Not good.

At one point, we wanted to use fluoroscopy to identify the best consistency of food for his megaoesophagus. Feeding is a big ordeal because you don't want them to regurgitate it immediately and then inhale it, leading to aspitation pneumonia. The radiology crew got all excited, brought out the fluoroscope, lots of vets, a mob of students, everyone in their lead-lined gowns and all the imaging equipment set up... and J was very stressed out. He got stressed out even with small amounts of handling, so between so many people, and having to put him up onto the imaging table, he went into considerable respiratory distress again. So... "Sorry guys." Everyone dis-gowned and filed out. The radiology crew were very much "Oh no it's perfectly okay!" but I think the students were disappointed, because the fluoroscope isn't used often (it's like real-time x-ray).

The neurologist suggested we try electroacupuncture. It doesn't perform miracles, but it's an effective adjunctive treatment with proven science. And it's awesome. She had just got the gadget so it was her second EAP ever (she does normal acupuncture as well, it's just the electro part that was new, I believe). Using anatomical landmarks such as counting vertebrae, she placed these very very tiny needles into the skin, and connected them to lightweight wires. Even the needles alone were enough to cause endorphin release, and our agitated, nervous dog zonked out completely. When she turned on the current, it was total nap-time for him. It was performed in a quiet consult room.

The way the EAP works is basically using a reflex arc. It stimulates the dermatomes that connect to the spinal cord segments of interest. The signals go in, excite the spinal cord, and in turn signals go out to other muscles. In this case, it was to the oesophagus. The increased electrical activity stimulates the muscles to contract, which they aren't doing normally because of the disease. Then, hopefully, the contraction stimulated by EAP allows the body to regain some of its own, natural tone. She had no idea how effective it would be. However, in her previous patient, an arthritic dog, the EAP proved to be an amazing analgesic, and that dog was able to get up and run and jump almost like normal for a while after the EAP had been performed.

On the thursday, poor J was still having all those troubles with his meds. He'd had 2 sessions of EAP, we'd fiddled with his dose a ton, and he'd still been having regular crises. Then we noticed he was coughing and regurgitating purulent material, took more radiographs, and discovered what we had feared all week: he had aspirated and now had pneumonia. It's possible it had been brewing before he even arrived. It's possible he aspirated some of his food or water while in the hospital, since it's so difficult to manage a patient with megaoesopahgus, and he'd been regurgitating so much. But either way, it became a serious, intensive care situation. Back into the O2 cage, regular monitoring, three or four different IV antibiotics, and a plethora of nursing care requirements. That day was a holiday and I was only scheduled to come in for morning treatments (usually an hour at most), but I ended up there for 5 hours, between taking xrays, writing up the new patient management sheet/requirements, drawing up drugs, monitoring, and administering everything.

This would quickly turn into an extremely expensive, long-term ordeal. We were fairly confident we could get him through this bout of pneumonia, but the problem was that he was very likely to simply aspirate again. The megaoesophagus was likely to be a lifelong management issue, and he was not tolerating his drugs even at low doses. So on the friday, the owners elected to euthanise him. He has been sent to post-mortem to confirm our diagnosis, but I don't know the results of that. It was very sad because he had a dedicated owner, and we had all worked so hard.

Because it was such an interesting, unique, and complex case, this will be my presentation for Grand Rounds this year. There was a great deal of learning for a great deal of students, I got the opportunity to be hugely involved in the patient care, and it was a rare opportunity to see the tests and procedures involved with this rare disease. All in all, it was a great case to have, and I think my week on referral medicine gave a great taste of the many facets of internal medicine.

Pretend They're a Fly on the Wall

To help us improve how we interact with clients, we had to do several "observed consults." Two of them were on consult week (and if you got the chance, you did more while on referral medicine). For comparison, the rest of the consults were us just grabbing the client, taking them into a room, taking a complete history and physical exam, and then locating an attending vet to talk about the case (including diagnoses and plan). They don't come in until you've finished with the client.

In the observed consult, on the other hand, they stay in the room with you. They explain to the client how it's going to work, and that they're going to be a bystander for the consult. They have a clipboard with a grading sheet--and the client gets one, too.

As you might expect, this throws things off. First of all, you're bound to be at least a little more self-conscious, talking in front of an actual vet. Secondly, both good and bad, sometimes the vet can't help themself and starts asking their own questions or redirecting the conversation. This becomes a nuisance if you're with a chatty vet, who strikes up conversation with their friend the client, all while you're still trying to get through the consult. And by far the most annoying thing that I noticed--and the vet agreed when she asked me what I thought about the experience--is that the clients behave very differently. They direct comments and questions at the clinician, even though the clinician is sitting in the corning not saying anything, and I am standing right smack in front of them with my hands on their dog. They're far less chatty with me the student, so it's hard to get into a flow. All in all it's not a very accurate representation of what it's like when the clinician isn't present.

There's a range of niceness when it comes to the grading. Some of the vets are real softies. One of the ones I got gave me tons of helpful advice, and said I did really well in a lot of regards, but still gave me low grades because he has high standards.

Some of the points that stood out were...
- Explain what's going to happen, so the client doesn't sit there wondering "why are they asking me all these unrelated questions?"
- Direct the conversation more; don't let the client run free and tell you everything on their mind. Easier said than done, especially when the client does not stop talking.
- Establish some rapport at the start--it's helpful to know the client's relationship to the animal and what they want out of the consult.

I got called out a lot on point #2. I was all "But... she was saying the answers to all the questions I was about to ask, so I didn't need to stop her," but I was still told I needed to give the consult some more direction. Thus came the question, "How on earth do you do that without being rude?" The best suggestion was to wait for them to take a breath.

Well, actually, what he said was to ask for clarification using a closed yes/no sort of question, so they can't keep going. Then you can redirect with an open question on a different angle. Or you could always outright stop them and politely say you want to focus on something else for the moment.

Thursday 6 February 2014

Another Day in the Smallies Hospital

Labrador comes in because it ate a rock. What's new?

And did I mention the cat that was dropped on its head as a kitten? He's a bit... strange... so whenever his owners go out of town, they board him with the hospital instead of a kennel. His skull is a bit odd shaped and he tends to circle around and stare strangely at things. He has seizures and comes with a massive bag full of all his medications. The medicine resident said, "If you're ever looking at him and concerned that he seems a bit strange, don't worry about it. That's just how he is."

Saturday 1 February 2014

Well That's Helpful

While planning an antibiotic course for a patient, I wanted to double-check the activity spectrum of cephalexin, to make sure it would work for what I wanted. I'm still learning the ropes when it comes to pharmacology.

The drug book told me that cephalexin has the same activity spectrum as tetracyclines.

Well, thanks.